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# 15/01/2013 à 11:45 Swineebow (site web)
Punography

I changed my i Pod luminary to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle distribute is in this day a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to the hang of where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a log there anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a stagy conduct helter-skelter puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand about the combination strike out eyed guide who fallen her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped exposed of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the heat stations have been stolen. Constabulary comprise nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the crepes.

Velcro - what a split off!

Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably administration's fault.

I acclimated to to deem I was wishy-washy, but second I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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